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May 9, 2006
Look at me! No, look at me! No, No, LOOK AT ME!
Fringe leaders Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong il and crazy stunt artists David Blaine pick this week to jump up and say pay attention to me!
Posted by kickstand at May 9, 2006 10:18 AM
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I fear the only solution is to render him unconscious and transport him to a secret facility where we can commence the reversal of his Scientologist beliefs with brainwashing. We will convince him he's a normal guy and that all the hopping on couches and purchasing of ultrasound machines was just a dream.
Hey. It works for the soaps all the time!
Posted by: celticmidnight at May 10, 2006 12:05 PM