February 25, 2008
No Country for American Actors...
If you were an American born actor, last night wasn't your night to take home an Oscar. Funny show though.
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December 19, 2007
Make babies, not music
Now the 16 year old Spears is pregnant and her Mom's book on Christian parenting is on hold.
Jamie Lynn Spears Spears Pregnant Scale
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November 2, 2007
When writers strike....
Nothing gets written Holloywood writers has voted to strike. Unless a deal is made, nothing gets written.
Hollywood Writer's Strike Writer's Strike
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September 17, 2007
The good thing about OJ...
He just may help get all the tabloid pop tarts off the radar for good!
OJ Simpson tabloid media Scale
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September 16, 2007
Squeezed?
Stupid OJ. Arrested again.
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July 23, 2007
Go Homer go!
The Simpson's movie opens this week. We can't wait!
Homer Simpson Simpsons Movie Scale
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May 11, 2007
Smoking, hazardous to your movie.
Smoking in films will now be rated. Light em up!
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May 3, 2007
Paris, jailbait?
If only the Los Angeles City Attorney could make Paris Hilton disappear. Forever.
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April 20, 2007
He said. She did.
The dispute between Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger just gets more public. Him screaming at their daughter. Her taking the tape to the tabloids. Shame on both.
Alec Baldwin Kim Basinger Scale
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March 7, 2007
America's dead. At least in the comics.
Are apologies to YesButNoButYes but today, Wednesday is dead comics day. RIP Captain America. Guess he just wasn't that popular anymore.
Captain America yesbutnobutyes Scale
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March 2, 2007
Angelina and Brad's adoption obsession.
Jolie and Pitt adopting again.
Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Scale adoption
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February 23, 2007
Refusing to fade away gracefully (or at all.)
2 are dead. The other is headed that way. We don't get the fascination with Brittney, Anna Nicole or James Brown. Please go away, we pray.
Brittney Spears Anna Nicole Smith Scale
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February 16, 2007
Musical reunions...
Summer tour information is starting. The Good and the God-awful
Van Halen The Police Spice Girls Scale
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January 17, 2007
What American Idol proves...
Schadenfreude lives on Fox.
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December 21, 2006
Diarrhea of the mouth. Times 2.
Memo to Donald Trump & Rosie O'Donnell. We don't care. Shut your traps!
Miss USA Donald Trump Rosie O'Donnell Scale
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December 15, 2006
Perhaps Miss USA's "inappropriate behavior" is actually appropriate
Why all the flak? Miss USA Tara Conner is just emulating her generations roll models.
Tara Conner Miss USA Scale Donald Trump
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November 28, 2006
Durr-vorce.
Pamela Anderson Kid Rock Borat Scale
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November 13, 2006
Elton John songs that need to be banned
Sir Elton bans religion. Forgets to ban some of his songs first.
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November 10, 2006
Zune? Maybe next time.
Good luck Microsoft, you're gonna need it. Learn more about Zune.
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September 26, 2006
Why Clinton got pissed
FOX News got a great story. President Clinton got his anger management issues out.
Youtube Clinton Scale Chris Wallace
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September 13, 2006
Who stands to gain the most from Whitney and Bobby's divorce?
Whitney Houston to Bobby Brown: I won't always looooooovvveeee (love) you!
It's comingn soon to tabloid's everywhere
Whitney Houston Bobby Brown Scale
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September 8, 2006
It's a made for TV movie, stupid.
The Path to 9/11. The Democrats and Clinton prove they can overreact just as good as the Republicans.
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August 31, 2006
MTV Video Music Ah..yawn.
Jack Black blew. No one else was much better. And are we the only ones who think Fall Out Boy is today's version of Flock of Seagulls? Hey kids try FUSE!
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August 28, 2006
Emmy's
The award for best nip and tuck goes to...Joan Collins.
Emmy's Joan Collins Scale Charlie's Angels
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August 8, 2006
Paging Locksmith
Seems Heather Mills has had a little trouble with her house keys lately.
Divorce Paul McCartney Heather Mills Scale
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July 28, 2006
"The passion of the Vino"
This just in...Looks like Mel Gibson had a bit too much to drink.
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July 20, 2006
D is for divorce
Christie: 4 times a loser.
Christie Brinkely Peter Cook Scale Billy Joel
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July 7, 2006
Sticks and stones and Hollywood bones
Seeing some recent pictures seems the stars battle for who's more see-thru.
Lindsey Lohan Little Kim Keira Knightly Nicole Richie Scale
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June 15, 2006
Now broadcasting decency....LOL
A bill signed into law today makes FCC fines much higher and more widespread. TV won't change a bit.
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June 12, 2006
Deadwood
Best character on TV by far.
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May 21, 2006
Da Vinci's last laugh
$77 million US, $147 worldwide. Take that controversy. Sony PR team deserves the big raise.
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May 17, 2006
Da Vinci's Code...a bomb?
More people lining up to hate the Da Vinci Code. This time it's the critics who think it stinks.
Cannes Da Vinci Code Scale Tom Hanks
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May 8, 2006
Mission Impossible IV: Tom's career
A horrible opening weekend, by Cruise standards. His credibility shot.
Play PR direction...How would you rebuild is career?
Cruise MIssion Impossible Scale
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April 23, 2006
Soprano stand up comedy
This season is light on the mob stuff, heavy on the laughs. Did HBO hire The Onion to write or what?
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April 15, 2006
American Inventor: Honest, true, unique and just plain better
The better Simon Sowell show is the one without him on it.
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April 13, 2006
Disney's really scary rides
Rides they need to close.
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April 6, 2006
What it takes to DO the news
A quick analysis.
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April 5, 2006
Katie Couric cashes in big time
Ratings: CBS
Savings: NBC
Oh my lord! (hell no, we could care less.)
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March 5, 2006
The Oscar goes to...
The Oscars are done and before 11:30pm no less. Crash. How about that. Nice job to Jon Stewart as well.
Oscar Crash Oscars Academy Awards Scale
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February 28, 2006
Anna Nicole argues at the Supreme Court
Anna Nicole Smith meets the Supremes. Who's gonna ask her to autographe their copy of Playboy? Clarence? Scalia? Ginsberg? or Alito?
Anna Nicole Supreme Court Scale
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February 25, 2006
Well, Goooollie! For the last time.
R.I.P. Don Knotts
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February 8, 2006
Dumb thing adults do to/with kids
In defense of Britney Spears- the idiot. (There's a lot worse ways we endanger our children, so lets get over it and please, for God's sake, get over her.)
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February 3, 2006
An 80's romance: Dead not alive
What's shuffling on Heather Locklear & Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora's iPod.
Sambora Locklear divorce Scale
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January 31, 2006
Red State horror!
Kudos to the Oscar nominations and nominees.
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January 17, 2006
Here's to your Golden Globes
Awards shows: Yawn. Canned laughter. Self- aggrandizing. They all go together.
Golden Globes Brokeback Mountain Scale
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January 5, 2006
And the first guest to strip on Howard Stern's new show will be:
Howard Stern. Emily Stern.
Howard Stern Emily Stern Scale
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December 21, 2005
And the winner is...
Follow up to Dec. 9th post
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December 19, 2005
Western music that should be banned
Taking the lead from Iran.
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December 8, 2005
Who will win?
Of course there are other movies opening and promoting but it'll probably come down to these 2.
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The legend of Lennon
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November 17, 2005
To be or not to be: Sexy
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November 9, 2005
Hasta la Vista?
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November 6, 2005
The issues in a new light
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October 31, 2005
Horror fav's
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October 13, 2005
Digital killed the video star
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October 5, 2005
Photo nuts
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September 18, 2005
Losers?
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Winners
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September 15, 2005
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August 30, 2005
August 23
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